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You can’t tell a lie if you have no one to tell it to.

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You can’t tell a lie if you have no one to tell it to.

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DUDE, LET’S ROB A BANK on uPick
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DUDE, LET’S ROB A BANK on uPick

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“I’ve always protected myself when it comes to love. And maybe that’s the problem. By not letting myself get hurt now, it ripples into much bigger pain later.”

Carolyn Mackler, The Future of Us (via simply-quotes)

There’s an App For That


collegehumor:

So my girlfriend has got into the habit of giving me oral whenever I get a important phone call in. She thinks it funny as I try to keep a solid tone of voice. Little does she know there is a fake call application that shows name of caller and everything and you can even schedule a time for it to call. Needless to say I have been having fake conversations with a app and get head now on demand pretty much.

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